Clubbing is like War

Invade the dance floor 

Drop some pills 

Ravage the women

Plunder the men

Return home disfigured 

Suffer PTSD

Never sleep again.

It’s Always Sunny in Heaven 

It’s awful 

No one sleeps—

The sun burns like a scalpel 

Dissecting blood red eyes;

Sears like the glowing embers

Of a morning fire.

Give me hell instead 

Where there’s nothing but the dark,

So I can hide

Among the horror 

Of ice-cold nighttime dreams,

Where it’s just my soul that burns.